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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."
- Lemony Snicket (via meisquared)

meeevs:

you tumblr people really like pizza and cuddling

cokefriend:

i’m shysexual

very shy

very sexual

little-red-lucy:

my-raggedy-pond:

cuntinued:

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.

It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.

missyslaylliott:

I don’t even get jealous of other girls anymore tbh i get inspíred #growingup

deduct:

sometimes my lies get to a point where i get mad when people dont believe me

chilled:

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle