things i’m fucking stellar at:
- having really bad posture
- wishing i was rich
- never hanging up my clothes
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.
me: my team fucking sucks
me: what are you guys doing I could do better than you and I don't even play hockey
me: i hate every single fucking one of you
me: how did any of you even make it to the NHL?
someone else: god i hate your team they suck
me: DON'T YOU INSULT MY BOYS I WILL SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE