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planets-bend-between-us:

things i’m fucking stellar at:

  • procrastinating
  • having really bad posture
  • wishing i was rich
  • never hanging up my clothes

favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

me: my team fucking sucks
me: what are you guys doing I could do better than you and I don't even play hockey
me: i hate every single fucking one of you
me: how did any of you even make it to the NHL?
someone else: god i hate your team they suck
me: DON'T YOU INSULT MY BOYS I WILL SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE